Why? Tell me why

Why don’t gushers actually come out of the package like they do in commercials?

Where do homeless men get the markers to write on their cardboard signs?

Why are there still people in this world who haven’t discovered deodorant?

If pro and con are opposites…wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t fish die? Or do they?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do a toaster’s setting go so high that it would burn a piece of bread crisp! What human would eat that?

Do “those people” that buy Evian water know that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Whose cruel idea was it to put the letter s in the word lisp?

I know its hard to believe it but….

I go to college.

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2 thoughts on “Why? Tell me why

  1. okayy, you are being so good with your blog posts recently! i’m never disappointed every time i get on your page, you little avid blogger, you.
    anyways. i miss you! && now i want some gushers. i do wonder where those homeless men get the markers…i think we should go around and give all homeless men a good sharpie for future use.

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